Answers to three FAQs:

1) Yes, I’m on Facebook. *

2) No, I don’t “friend” my students. **

3) I’m really not sure what to make of this:

In the wake of scrutiny of the hot social network by Attorney General Richard Blumenthal of Connecticut, his New York state counterpart, Andrew M. Cuomo, has subpoenaed Facebook asking for information on how it handles complaints regarding the inappropriate solicitation of under-age users.

I have to think about this issue in two ways, which is the problem. On the one hand, I think the idea of going after Facebook because of what some of its users use it for is kind of ridiculous. Yes, the internet can be a dangerous place. Yes, there are sketchy people who want nothing more than to bother (and worse) teenagers and children. Yes, the internet makes it a little easier for them to do that. But at the same time, our students know far more about the internet than we do, and if we spend our time babying and coddling them while they’re in high school, there’s no way they’ll be able to fend for themselves later.

But then, I realize that as a teacher, I have to be concerned about what my students are getting themselves into that could harm them. One reason I don’t want my students to try and “friend” (when did that become a verb, anyway?) me is that when they do, they allow me to look at their profiles, and it’s so tempting for me to do so and make sure that they’re not doing anything stupid. And then we have to have the awkward conversation the following morning about Why It’s Not A Good Idea To Friend Your Teacher When Your Profile Picture Shows You Drinking Beer Right From The Pitcher.

So what’s the deal? Should Facebook do more to protect its users? Is there anything weird about “friending” your students? Is Facebook some sort of new paradigm, or is it going to fade out soon?

Added:  A couple of pieces worth reading about social networking as a sociological phenomenon:  “Virtual Friendship and the New Narcissism”  and “Viewing American class divisions through Facebook and MySpace.”

* I joined a while ago, but didn’t really use it for much until I got back from SUISS this summer and found that most of my friends from over there were using it to communicate. Email is pretty much dead if you’re in your 20s or below. Since then, I’ve gotten hooked, I admit, on a couple of the external apps: Scrabulous and iLike (which I use to dedicate the worst songs I can think of to an old friend of mine who I rarely see in real life).

** So just stop trying, okay?