So I’ve been reading Dan Meyer’s blog. I suggest you do the same. Start with these two posts, then come back here.

Anecdote:

My mother is also a teacher (and was the inspiration for my career choice, yes, yes). I spoke to her yesterday after she left her homebound tutoring assignment–she works with an 8th grade boy who is in the midst of chemotherapy. This boy can’t go to school until after flu season, even though he feels pretty good and the chemo seems to be working, because his immune system is so compromised that it could be really, REALLY bad.

Anyway. As with any other long-term homebound situation, a lot of procedural/curricular questions have been raised. This boy is obviously not able to participate in my mother’s writing workshops, for example, and has missed out on field trips, science class labs, &c. But he’s going to be taking the Connecticut Mastery Tests. Of course he’s going to take them.

The principal insists that he take them because he’s a Special Ed student who tends to do well on these tests, and because he won’t skip school on the days the tests are administered. He’s homebound, dig, so he really can’t go anywhere, and I guess the tests will be brought to him somehow. He’s a Special Ed student who will take the test, and one of the things that NCLB seems to require (and I haven’t actually read the legislation, but this is what I understand) is a certain attendance rate from every subpopulation of a particular school, otherwise there are consequences.

That’s kind of troubling, I guess, but what’s worse, to me, is that these tests can be taken, and done well on, by students who haven’t been in school, haven’t interacted with other hormonal adolescents, haven’t really left their homes because of immune system problems, in months. What are these tests testing, then? Obviously, it’s not the same things that teachers value and that students need to go to school to learn about. If this boy is expected to do so well on the test (and previous indicators suggest he well, though I guess we’ll really have to wait a few months until he gets his score to know for sure, and I sincerely hope that it’s something his family will still care about in a few months) without having been in school, and with only a two-hour visit from my mother once a week, just what is it testing?

So now someone’s going to say, I’m sure, that it’s obvious that the school just isn’t focusing the curriculum enough. If this boy doesn’t have to be in school to do well on the test, then the school is doing something wrong. Perhaps this is what TMAO meant when he wrote, in the comments on Dan Meyer’s post:

All of the negative by products that are laid on the doorstep of this bill are not the results of provisions therein, but rather actions taken by schools and districts to improve student achievement (or performance, if you think the test are invalid). Any aspersions we choose to cast at schools taking away electives, lengthening the school day, including test prep, and so forth, must be cast at the actual individuals making those choices; they are not the only choices to be made.

Thankfully, I’m not a school administrator, but I’d love to know what the other choices are. Realigning curricula to reflect what’s on the test is a bad idea, because the test should come from the curriculum. Ignoring the test is a bad idea if you’re a school where many students do not meet proficiency standards. So you realign and realign and the where do you end up? Classes that are run just like how Sarah Puglisi described them.

Dan Meyer, in the comments on Sarah’s post, posed two questions that strike me as absurd at best, dangerous at worst:

Are the two of you opposed to accountability measures outright?

If no, are the two of you then just opposed to the accountability measures of NCLB?

“Accountability measures,” here, refer to standardized tests. “Accountability” means that there is some sort of a metric for success, which is created by some human being somewhere, and that people are measured against that metric. Neat, right? Accountability in itself isn’t a bad thing (I hold my students accountable for producing new and exciting work, and handing it in by the deadline, and for showing up and being productive and kind and generous in class), but the way we go about it is. If you’re not in my classroom right now, how will you know that the Satire Project is forcing my sophomores to synthesize their knowledge and understanding of satire as a concept, the writing process, and the realities of their particular community? You’re certainly not going to measure it on any sort of NCLB scale.

But it’s Dan’s second question that gives me that extra-special feeling of encountering the kind of 21st-century “debate” that pays the bills for any number of idiots in suits who pretend to be experts:

[A]re the two of you then just opposed to the accountability measures of NCLB?

Because, y’know, if you say yes, you’re just anti-NCLB without giving it a chance. You’re guilty of giving nothing but a knee-jerk reaction to anything that would suggest that your teaching is anything less than sterling. You’re not giving the children a fair shake.

What about some other sort of accountability? Why do we have to break “success” down into students’ abilities to do a lot of stuff in a short amount of time in an artificial environment (in my school, students don’t take the CAPT tests in their regular classrooms)? I’d love to have someone from the government come hang in my classroom for a couple of weeks and see what we do there. (Union leadership: please forget I wrote that.) There’s learning, my students are progressing, and even my most “at-risk” upperclassmen make progress toward learning and understanding. They read, they write, they debate, they analyze, they synthesize. Who’s going to test that, and how?